Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- My mothafuckin acne
- How mothafuckin tired I look
- My mothafuckin future
- My mothafuckin eating habits
Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:
LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.
one of my biggest pet peeves is when people do this shit: say i ate all the cake and someone says “thanks for saving me a piece!” then i offer them some of the fucking cake and they go “ugh no! nevermind…” fuck you! why’d you fucking guilt trip me about it then?!?!